1442 - 30th March, The one with the nice crispies

T'was the night after the clocks went forward and 16* Hashers plus canine regular 'Lost Lad' gathered at the Three Merry Lads to see what kind of route could be crafted from this familiar ground.

*At the time of writing it was not clear whether mudslide had joined this evening. She was duly represented by her recruit / new  hasher Keith.

Nice Crispie, now a veteran Hasher and Hare, was leading us on this fresh Spring evening. The carpark yielded some surprises in the form of Madj and Shrimper - joining us for their biannual outing and futile attempt at dodging the diary, born again hasher Tree Hugger - made it three in a row and finally Copper Job made a long awaited appearance - hashers duly queued up to book in their long overdue boiler services.

Reunions complete off we trotted back towards Lodge Moor then across the road through the car park and into Ye Olde POW camp, it was nice to see it in daylight and we followed a nice if not boggy woodland path towards Redmire Conduit.The evening yielded and abundance of flour and checkers, so staying middle of the pack provided a comfortable ride.

The conduit led us passed Wyming Brook Farm (South), where a kids party seemed to be raging, then on in to the plantation. Since our last visit a settlement had sprung up around the old water works, though this was not a community of van life, nettle soup and singing by the camp fire, these were serious dwellings with room on the drive for a a Merc and a Porsche.

A sharp turn led us around the bottom reservoir and up towards Fulwood booth where a well floured X marked a false trail so back down the contours we went to skirt the reservoirs. Fantastic pictures of this part of the trail later appeared.

Head Torches Optional

Lost lad sensed something great was coming and shoulder barged his way up towards the old quarry, pushing hashers into the tick infested marshes without so much of a guilty look. At this point Madj also took a tumble but styled it out with perfection and hopefully avoided the sharp bits of the trail.

The FRBs had found the snacks and were tucking in by the time we all caught up. The snacks were nice, crispy and possibly award winning. There was plenty to go round and it took a great act of willpower to resist a fourth piece.

An interesting chat about 50 year old men's health servicing requirements  took place between a medically knowledgeable hasher and 50 year old specimen, it was concluded that with a bit of instruction a DIY prostate examination would be theoretically possible but not recommended.

Tummies full we headed towards Redmires Road where an ominous check awaited us. Surely NC would not lead us towards Stanage Pole?  We all knew that the next turn off was in another county so waited nervously until the checkers had done their work and duly confirmed it was on on down redmires road.

Our glaring torches highlighted that romance was not dead and many a startled couple glared at us from their reclined car seats as we passed by.

Hashers began checking paths out of suspicion, a new concept, signalling an overstaffing in the checking department. The level headed amongst us followed the flour down the conduit and across Ash Cabin Flat.

After a short regroup in Wyming Brook carpark we headed down a muddy bank towards the new and in some Monday night, loosely organised running groups, divise, stepping stones. Whilst they did ensure dry feet they were fairly brutalist in design and didn't look very welcoming to the falling hasher - the jury is still out...

Thereafter it was a fairly brisk, short chase back to the pub, the HH sign (possibly visible from space) soon appeared and the pack scrambled up the bank and began pouring into the pub.

We were greeted by Nice Crispie and Captain Colon, the latter of whom had made the trip to get his name in the diary - that's commitment!

There was a roaring fire in the pub and our group of 18 easily filled a corner, there was a certain nostalgia about the evening's gathering, maybe the return of old friends, the familiar setting or just the end of another winter, either way it was a great route and night !!

On on,

Sticky shaft

PS are you there mudslide?


Madj & Shrimper celebrating the absence of the diary 

April 2026

            6th April - Bank Holiday
1443 - 13th April - TBC
1444 - 20th April - Toby, TBC  
1445 - 27th April - BYO, Castle Inn, Bolsterstone 

1431 - The one where it all went to the dogs

Ours must be the most dog-friendly hash, in the WORLD. There is no other hash that can boast a better ratio of man to 'best friend' than ours.

And so, starting a hash from the ONE and only pub in all the Peak District that doesn't allow dogs could only bode new lows for Amatuer Hour in the name of Sticky Shaft.

All started well enough, despite the chilly car park, with NO OUTDOOR HEATERS. (Note to self, must update TripAdvisor). The masses headed off down the hill, without a single on-on, only for Trunks to mention to us old die-hard traditionalists that he'd already spied the route going the other way, up the hill. We waited a while, then called on-on, with a chuckle. 

A check-back soon followed by the mandatory conversation checking if it was a check-back or a back-to-check ... The flour led us down a muddy hill, through the gorse, and into an industrial hardstanding. 

"Only this way" assured Shunter, with complete conviction and confidence, whilst listing all the reasons for carrying 3 spare batteries on what should be a quick hash... Looking back at my Strava trace, I note we dutifully followed him for a good HALF a mile, downhill, in the direction of Eyam before On-On was called, leading us BACK up the hill. Turns out there was another way...

Back to the top and down a lovely trail that was shouting out to be ridden by a mountain bike and onto our choclatey hash snacks without even a hint of celery.

And then it all happened... Coming up the hill, our hapless hare. Flat of battery and out of flour. Bedraggled in a torn coat, knowing he was never going to live this one down. He uttered some sorry story about his lack of preparation and a lack of flour about a Km away ... But we weren't listening. 

Tales of woe were wasted on the pack. A backward glance by Two Loops Toby, Smittie and Trunks, betrayed hopes for an early mutiny.

Questions of what the proper protocol was for catching the hare were muttered, but feeling sorry for the poor mite, he escaped a deserved debagging. 

And then, without so much as a "don't bother calling mountain rescue if you can no longer find me" Two Loops was off, with his faithful hound, Brodie and fellow mutineers.

Simultaneously, Shunter and Mudslide were headed in the opposite direction, seeking an imaginary stile, which existed at the end of an imaginary trail of flour. The team H&S policy was falling apart rapidly before our very eyes. I heard someone shout "come on, we've only done 4.5Km, too early for mutiny, let's do it" and realised, in an out of body experience, that it was me.

Off we went in any direction. The pull of gravity was too great for Fishbait, who bounded down down down ... "But the pub's UP the hill" wailed the weak of will. Even my idle self was doubting the wisdom of such haste.

With the words "must stick together" ringing through my mind, like a sheep I neverthelesd followed on down, with the pack behind. Amazingly, we found some flour. Sticky, now with us, looked as surprised as the rest of us. 

On-on, we went ... Until that is, Soggy Bottom noticed the lack of hound and husband. Like a pair of techno-phobic geriatrics, neither husband nor hound had a phone turned on. 

Meanwhile, front runners, with a sniff of beer, were bounding on, as much as they could, bound, up that muddy slippy hill. Fishbait helpfully mentioned that maybe microspikes could have helped in this moment ...

Eventually, we made it back to the pub. A merry band of mutineers, including one not so lost husband and hound, were found to be supping from their pints ... without so much as a glimmer of guilt, unknowing of the full search and rescue operation that had previously been launched. 

Despite the excellent service, the good range of well-kept ales and great selection of bar snacks, the pub was just too hot ... Another nail in the TripAdvisor coffin, I concluded. The muted absence of hounds was also, haunting.

And so, with plans made for G-String and her Valentine's hash in place, the night's festivities drew us to a close.

Monty’s Batman

March 2026

1438 - 2nd March - Sticky Shaft; Fox House, Longshaw
1439 - 9th March - Prof; Beer House, Sharrow
1440 - 16th March , Mudslide, The Walkley Cottage
1441 - 23rd March, Sticky Shaft, The Cobden View
1442 - 30th March, Nice Krispie, The Three Merry Lads

February 2026

1434  - 2nd February - Fishbait; The Maynard, Grindleford
1435 - 9th February - Milkmaid; Boston Arms, Woodseats
1436 - 16th February - G-String; Little John, Hathersage
1437 - 23rd February - Mincer; The Plough, Low Bradfield

January 2026

1430  - 5th January - Bring Your Own; The Cock Inn, Oughtibridge
1431 - 12th January - 
Sticky Shaft; The Barrel InnBretton
1432 - 19th January - Trunks; The Rising Sun, Nether Green
1433 - 26th January - Shunter; Burns Night Hash, The Scotsman’s Pack, Hathersage


December 2025


1426.   1st December, no name Chris; Fulwood Ale Club
1427.   8th December - Christmas Hash, starting in The Sheffield Tap
1428.   15th December - Christmas Lights Hash, Sticky Shaft, The Bull’s Head, Castleton
1429.   22nd December - MTB, Christmas Carols Hash, The Hallamshire House