1358. 22nd July - Samson Letoi & Suction Cup; Druid Inn, Birchover

To chalk or not to chalk!

Twelve hounds and two real ‘uns made the journey down south for this highly anticipated husband and wife hash setting.   Mudslide brought along son and special guest Reuben, will he come again? Can we get his name in the diary? What Hash Handle can we give him??

The start point was Birchover but we also took in the as-of-yet undiscovered (by your scribe) village of Winster, well 25% (three) of us did. If nothing else this Hash proved that nettles are much more aggressive outside of the Hope Valley.

In a sign of the times and under a clear and present danger of the pub been shut before we finished Smittie started proceedings at 19:45 precisely. Those of us who arrived late knew the massive advantage this would give the FRBs and sure enough it took us a whole three minutes to find the rest of the pack wandering aimlessly at the second check.

The first section took us on a leafy lane out of the village, some dubious markings puzzled the late comers but with the confused front runners just ahead this ‘check back’, which had seemingly been reincarnated to a ‘back-to-check’, posed no real problem. Better more flour than a light dusting says I, in a passive aggressive dig at another Hasher who shall remain nameless.

We were then on a pleasant trot up through the woods, early signs of aggressive nettles and brambles were not really taken as a sign of things to come.  A very joyous Fish-bait even stopped to munch a few blackberries.

We eventually arrived at the Cork Stone, as usual there was a procession of Hashers wanting to know if they could still scale it. Accompanying photos of these ascents will surely avoid any Mallory-esque suggestion of doubt being gossiped around the care homes of Sheffield in the coming decades.



Pre this Hash there had been suggestions by the hares of an extra 2K loop for those who were willing, after last week’s excess of checking which caused an extra 3K of running such a suggestion was met with some scepticism. ‘’We could provide a map’ suggested Samson le Toi, cue much guffaw (to mask the fear of having to actually navigate) so after ridicule, thanks but no thanks, not on this Hash, no siree, we mistakenly did the extra 2K loop anyway which lead us nicely to the Nine Ladies Stone circle.

Always a nice place to visit, there were a few free spirits camping out there, we stayed a while then continued on our merry way heading back towards Lees Road and all taking part in Mudlside’s ‘Hash – The Movie’. We eventually reached the Barn Farm camping area, no peacocks this week, and headed across the fields to Clough lane where we were greeted by a check.

The route turned out to be on on down and this is where things took a turn. Myself, Mudlside and 14 miler Jinx got ahead and found the little path to the right, this eventually lead to a fork. Whilst supervising the check I listened out for the others but there was only silence, soon to be broken by a returning Mudlside, we gave the situation a moment’s thought then went on on after Jinx.

It transpired in the pub that the group had been delaying by a tumbling Soggy Bottom who, as well as achieving a perfect 10 for floor exercises also managed to avoid putting a scratch on her OMM jacket, she did unfortunately injure herself in several places and ended up with a leg held together by someone’s head band…we wish soggy a speedy recovery!

Back with the front runners, it went; nettles, Brambles, more nettles, wrong trail, right trail, mud, flies and on on into Winster.  The three of us managed a good look at the high street and it’s shop without noticing the Hash Rest, after a bit of searching we found the path out of the village and followed nettles / mud and bramble in to the valley.

Mudslide and I then went left and right to determine the final ascent.  Jinx was left to kick out the trail. He attracted the interest of the local bull who proceed to amble after him up the hill. As is the norm with the Hash in these events Mudslide and I laughed from a safe distance, not really considering the potential for a trampling.


Thereafter we soon came back to the starting point, other hashers began to appear. Our greatest fears were not realised and the pub was still open.  Thanks to SLT and Suction cup for a great hash!!

On On, Sticky Shaft

P.S. *What distance should my Hash be?

6km (3.72823 miles) – Each hasher inwardly glad.

8km (4.97097 miles) – Nods of self-satisfaction, i.e. ‘I’ve earnt my beer’).

10km (6.21371 miles) – General consensus that we got back to the pub in the nick of time.

12k (7.45645 miles) – Chuffin’ ell, that hare’s took a liberty tonight!

12km+ - inclusive, above and beyond will result in continued digs for weeks to come and at worst a 10-year banishing from the hash.

 *These are setting distances and do not take into consideration some of the atrocious checking that occurs.


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